I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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