my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So vagazzling was a success
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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