its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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