i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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