I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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