If that was your dad, he is hot
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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