on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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