I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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