neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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