This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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