When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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