You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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