More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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