What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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