Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
