Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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