his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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