Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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