He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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