Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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