A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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