Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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