People with herpes should wear stickers.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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