well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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