no, he came in my armpit
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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