found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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