For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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