Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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