apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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