I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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