Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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