bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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