i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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