Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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