He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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