I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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