the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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