Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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