I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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