Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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