Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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