Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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