it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
