There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
should my penis look like a turkey
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
