you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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