the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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