Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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