Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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