I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
This is the high leading the old right now
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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