okay pat passed out under dana's car
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She even gives head with a lisp.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
